E-chivalry
the attempt, by a man, to pursue a woman with as many electronic and impersonal forms of communication as possible. usually not judged to be successful by the pursued.
denise: remember that guy i met at the bar last thursday?
betty: yeah, he seemed nice.
denise: well, he texted me, facebook-messaged me, e-mailed me, and twittered about me to ask me out on a date. i’m sick of e-chivalry! i just want them to ask me out in person!
betty: what a loser.
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