Eclipcer
one of emense pupic girth. a formitable s-xual partner.
see also jq, laozidao, hemopheliac
my god! i was walking bo-legged for a week after eclipcer was through with me
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- Assloud
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hard ring of skin surrounding comprising the apeture of one’s -sshole man, i f-cked that b-tch’s -ss until her -ss ring stang the -n-l sphincter same as -rs-ring and b-ttring her -ssring was too tight. i didn’t succeed in entering. a ring given for a wedding present. hey hun, i bot u an -ssring for […]
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