e-Christian


a self-professed christian, or one who defends christians or christianity from criticism, whose internet presence (as part of a discussion forum, website author, etc.) manifests in at least one (but usually more) of the following ways:

1)ignorance of fundamental scientific concepts
2)inability to form and/or comprehend logically valid arguments
3)inability to understand the importance of logically valid arguments in general
4)quoting the bible for the purpose of proving something to an audience that clearly does not consider it authoritative
5)an unconquerable sense of christian superiority
6)mindlessly parroting the worst and most widely used christian apologists’ arguments
7)inability or stubborn unwillingness to see things from the perspective of a non-christian
“after arguing with all these e-christians, i’m not surprised that people stereotype christians as being stupid and uneducated.”

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