e-dating
someone who likes doing online dating, and takes it very seriously. can become emo if left by bf/gf. most of them are virgins and they have never had a bf/gf.
person #1:hey did you know rawr and kal been e-dating?, xxxmadladxxx: no -sniff, sniff-
what you do, when you know you fail in real life. dating someone you met online in a game or something else.
john,”dude i met this girl online and we’re dating”. jimmy,”wow e-dating? you really do fail!”
when you know that you fail at life so badly that you meet people from far far away and seriously date them exclusively online.
signs that you’re e-dating:
you’re both on the internet
they’re a million miles away in another state or country
you’ve never met them face to face (webcam doesn’t count)
you find yourself kissing your computer screen
when you have s-x it looks like text (typically in the form of an email, instant message or worse yet a comment)
a romantic candle light dinner for two ends up being you alone in a dimly lit room sitting in front of your computer
a walk on the beach ends up being nothing more than role play over the internet
they’re complete strangers to you, you just met and don’t know a thing about each other and yet still confess to being in “love”
you’re online (skype, yahoo, mysp-ce, youtube, facebook, ect) crying about being broken and not having any friends.
him: i’m broken too….no one understands me
you: broken people are destined for each other! <3
him: yeah... -sniffle-
you: i love you!
him: i love you to! btw where do you live? what do you look like? can i keep you forever?
you: yay! x3 america, you? uhm, uhm -sends pic- and you could keep me forever!
him: j-pan
now you're e-dating
when two nerds fall in love but are too far apart to really date, they edate. this may contain, but is not limited to, sweet talk via im, skype calls, cybering, nude webcamming, etc.
yosi: i am not edating! person: yes you are! you cyber with nick nonstop! that's edating!
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