E-flexes
measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.
“john took a week to reply to my email. i guess he’s got slow e-flexes.”
the art of convincing people over the internet how cool you are. e-flexing is mostly done by e-tards and hobo’s with broadband.
dude, i’m gonna e-flex you so bad, i would so kick your -ss! and i’m certain about it even though i’ve never saw you, also its good that i will never see you, as it would most probably mean i’d get my fat nerdy -ss kicked.
a portmanteau of easy (greeting) and flex (the portmanteau of flee and exit meaning depart) which can be used as a greeting or farewell.
homey: eflex, how’s it going?
man: good morning homey. i’m fine thank you. i must rush, places to be. see you later.
homey: ok dude, eflex.
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