E-Flirter
keyboard jockey, living in parents’ bas-m-nt, throwing around compliments to girls on the internets like it was going out of style. verbally e–ssaults any “female” on the webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is “hot” and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fort-tude. typically found in the “boring states” of the us (middle 42 states). known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.
humantarget is the lamest e-flirter on the interwebs.
keyboard jockey, living in parents’ bas-m-nt, throwing around compliments to girls on the internets like it was going out of style. verbally e-ssaults any “female” on the webs who posts any semblance of a picture by telling her she is “hot” and using emoticons to make up for lack of testicular fort-tude. typically found in the “boring states” of the us (middle 42 states). known for cheesy jokes and feminine e-talk.
humantarget is the lamest e-flirter on the interwebs.
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