E-handjob
while using a chat program, one chatter boosts the other’s confidence with showers of praise and other nonsensical words of support.
a: oh, i’m just a horrible writer. i’ll never get published.
b: don’t be ridiculous. i love your writing. poignant, beautiful, obscene, deliberate, intense, pure. can’t say enough about it.
a: thanks, but i wasn’t looking for an e-handjob. what would you know anyway? aren’t you that guy that likes ‘survivor’?
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