E-Harmonied
based on the e-harmony dating site.
being e-harmonied is when you are set up online (or sometimes in real life) by a third party to date someone, usually through a friend. this word can also be used to define how a friend is suggesting people that you should date.
ex. 1: stephanie totally e-harmonied me yesterday, and now i’m stuck going to the movies with one of her lonely friends.
ex. 2: why is everyone trying to e-harmony me? i like being single!
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