e-loader
an emotional freeloader; someone who feeds off of people’s life stories but won’t divulge anything about themselves; an inequitable one-sided reserved, seemingly judgmental, non-discloser, especially when in the presense of others who divulge freely
i’m not inviting paul to dinner next time. i spilled out my guts and he didn’t say a d-mn thing about himself. he’s such an e-loader.
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