e-mail monkey
a disease workers obtain (usually ones confined in cubicles) when they are over-eager to recieve an important e-mail. this is common among computer engineers, programmers, and bosses who do nothing.
note: the e-mail monkey is a disease, but is very literal because a monkey will climb on top of your back
(warning) it will press the e-mail key with its foot
the only way to cure e-mail monkey is to deactivate your interneuter yourself and go cold turkey (which literally climbs on your back)
(from dilbert : when did ignorance become a point of view? by scott adams)
asok: i have an e-mail monkey on my back, but i can quit whenever i want
asok: i don’t need to check it every minute. i can resist!
asok: but look! the stupid monkey hit my keyboard with his foot
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