E-mnesia


a condition in which one’s memory of an opened email is disturbed. in simple terms it is the loss of memory of opening and viewing an email.
i opened the email, and then promptly forgot. it is as if i never received it. i occasionally suffer from e-mnesia.
when one has a contact on a messenger or e-mail of whom he or she does not remember.
imer 1: “hey, who is this?”
imer 2: “so-and-so, who’s this?”
imer 1: “oh, you know, what’s-er-face. can you remind me how i know you?”
imer 2: “i’m not sure… but you were on my buddies list too. it’s like amnesia!”
imer 1: “e-mnesia!”

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