e-mportant
someone e-mportant is someone who only matters or is relevant on the internet. people who have a vlog for instance can be e-mportant. e-mportant information is also information that doesn’t have any real value outside of the web.
– farmville, despite being so annoying, became a very e-mportant part of the facebook experience for many people, not that you had people talking about it at the water cooler.
– tila tequila thought she was very e-mportant because she had a million friends on mysp-ce… and then she went on mtv to remind us she was just a sl-t!
– ochocinco is maybe the most e-mportant athlete on twitter. there he’s funny, in the nfl he’s mostly a joke!
– once you start dating or get engaged or get married, if you don’t change your facebook status in 24 hours, maybe your relationship isn’t that e-mportant to you…
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