E.O.O.
an abbreviation for “the ex on one”
the ex on one, truly the envy of mankind. the eccentric genius, current holder of the ancient wisdom p-ssed down through generations and generations of fellow ex on ones. this astonishing man not only mastered the art of on oneism but he has adopted a fruitful lifestyle of unemployment, sleeping in, puffin ganja and drinking away his nights and days to unsurp-ssed bliss, while his miami wife, holding two jobs, works hurtful hours to provide strictly for the domain of the ex on one and his two precious children. although the ex on one holds the keys to the ancient wisdom of the original ex on one sages, he is extremely unsurely weary of whom the next proprietor of this priceless knowledge may be. time will only tell…
e.o.o. “hey man, want a beer?”
dave “no, id love one but i gotta work tonite”
e.o.o. “work. f-ck. that sucks!!!”
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