e-phone


the iphone has infiltrated every aspect of society…and so has being, looking or acting “emo.” it’s only natural that a hyper emotional consumer of culture would be called e-phone. use it to describe an overtly emotional wreck/wannabee who just doesn’t have anything together. you might be feeling e-phone just reading this…it’s ok just unnecessarily whine and it should be over soon.

bands, people and things can be e-phone.
example 1.)
jessica: “this party’s sick. wait, look at sean crying over there…in the corner.”

mark: “yeah, why is he always sooo e-phone.”
example 2.)

“look at his outfit….black mascara, side swept dyed hair, blasting to the spill canvas on his i-phone. so e-phone

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