the shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant.
example of e-phonics in action:

thatcalichick: omg tht b0y is teh hottness.

dizzybroad: o rly? do you want to s-x0r him?

thatcalichick: ys rly. w00t!

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