E-Poser
“poser is a word that is originally spelled as poseur, but became accepted as a word on itself later”.
an e-poser is someone who online pretends to be more interesting, famous or successful than he/she actually is. you can recognize an e-poser pretty quick when they mess up their story or can’t provide any relevant evidence of their success. dead giveaways are:
quick and rehe-rs-d stories…
an account that is only a couple of weeks old…
and them being very secretively about their persona…
e-poser: “hi… did you make this picture?”
u kesslinger: “yes, it took some time, but it came out fine i think”.
e-poser: “yea. i am a frontier artist myself. i had people begging me to make some for their stores and profiles. i had a big in-world gallery, but it got closed by linden labs since other artists became jealous and m-ss reported me. i lost thousends of lindens on that account”.
u kesslinger: “aha.. can i see some of those pictures?”
e-poser: “i prefer not to show them in case someone sees it and reports me again… i work on new projects with some high ranking residents… can’t take the risk”.
u kesslinger: “i think i go stand overthere for a bit…”.
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