e-pro
1. one who has reached e-pimp status.
2. one skilled in the art of gathering n00dz online from a chick or camgirl that insists they would never do anything like that.
if score some n00dz from this mich-lle chick i will qualify for e-pro status.
john just cammed with three different chicks at once, he’s a veteran e-pro.
she said he e-pro’d her right out for her gear.
the former phantom evil king, also a s-xy, s-xy magician. wears indigo eyeshadow, fights with cards, and speaks in rhyme.
epros is mog’s idol.
to be an extreme professional; usually said when someone does something amazing.
that kick flip was e-pro!!
a guy who stole his name from the worst game ever made, and sucks just as bad.
why do you have to be such an epros all the time?
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