e-schmutz


-ssorted dust and food particles that collect inside of usb ports and headphone jacks, causing them to fail.
these college kids have all kinds of food wrappers and everything else in their bags. that gets on their usb drives and eventually the e-schmutz buildup causes usb jacks on the library computers to fail.

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