faking smart
a person who puts on gl-sses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
i had a date with this female college professor and i was afraid of looking stupid, so i put on some gl-sses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. i know, i was faking smart, but i think i can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
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