E-shopaholic


somebody who spends an absolutely inordinate amount of time surfing the internet to buy things, usually collectibles or household items they don’t need. at all.

some e-shopaholics are known to invest in a useful product then buy everything -ssociated with it, but in either case they often come close to bankrupting themselves.
john: honey, where did all your money go this month?

jane: i spent it all on the internet.

john: oh dear lord, you’re an e-shopaholic!

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