e-slidin’
reverting to sworn off practice of spending too much time on smart phone, usually while hiding under the sheets, or some other
“invisible” place.
after my girlfriend came back from a quick trip to the store ” to buy some tareyton’s”, i realized that she had actually been e-slidin’, because her eyes were all glazed over, her thumbs were shaking, and she was mumbling something about “one-click”.
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