rectal jousting


a compet-tion of masculine will, where two men align their b-ttholes against one another, and the first one to sh-t wins the match.
bryan wanted to prove he was manlier than steve, so bryan challenged steve to a game of rectal jousting. bryan sh-t first, and won the battle, proving his masculinity was far greater than pansy–ssed steve.

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