e-smack


to insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.
“has anyone ever told you you look like bob saget off of full house?”
“i ought to e-smack you for that one!”
if a person you are talking to on the internet has said something dumb or stupid then they should smack themselves 5 times to equal one of your smacks since you are not there to smack them.
fat girl: i would like to get to know you some time.
kyle: h-ll naw you need to e-smack yourself.

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