e-swole-a
e-swole-a
when you eat a something like a protein bar but it gives you a mad case of the runs, mud b-tt, fire-rhea and turns you all sweaty and feverishly anguished like ebola but you do it for the gains to get buff, ripped, shredded, swole.
joe: “hey, bruh do you mind if i take a bite of that protein bar?”
dan: “at your own risk, mane. is e-swole-a worth it?”
joe looks around nervously and questions his integrity and discipline
joe: “f-ck yeah, it’s leg day. now i’m ready to get swole”
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