e-tard conspiracy goldfish
an e-tard who insists on forwarding to everyone he knows any nonsense sent to him as long as it is somehow supposedly part of some form of conspiracy. worse still, his memory is so short, he keeps sending it over and over again, believing it’s new.
‘this morning, i found that paulie had sent that stupid story about how you’re gonna get cancer if you turn your car ac on. again!’
‘third time this year. the guy’s a f-cking e-tard conspiracy goldfish…’
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