e tard

a member of the iwc (internet wrestling community) who claims to be a professional wrestling fan, yet their wrestling knowledge does not extend past wwe. an etard also perceives wwe as being the best and as having the greatest talents in the world just because it is the biggest us wrestling promotion.
hey forest, this guy just said that raw is better than impact just because he gets to see john cena and roman reigns.

the guy is an etard, chris, and he can’t help it.
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someone whose brain is fried from taking too much e.
“don’t roll every weekend or you’ll become an e tard”
1.one who is still feeling sketchy off the effects of ecstacy.

2.those who are r-t-rded due to excessive use of ecstacy.
1.when i wake up in the morning and feel a crazy afterglow from the rave last night, i feel e-tarded.

2.those e-tards in the corner of a rave that stand around like dumb-sses talking about nothing and giving eachother m-ssages.
n. a derogatory name given to people on ecstasy by those not on the drug. it is due to e users’ common desire to run up and hug everyone, or engage in other -ssorted hypersocial behavior which may seem annoying or intrusive to those who aren’t on e
“d-mn e-tards, always coming up and feeling my furry coat…”
a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy
that etard won’t stop petting me.
noun (rhymes with r-t-rd).

someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much “e” or ecstasy (mdma). common expressions of being an etard are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank tv screen; at it’s worst, thinking britney spears isn’t really that bad.
you do not want to go out with bob, he raved so hard in his teens he’s an etard now.

cr-p, dude, stay away from that b-tch, she’s an etard.

we rolled so hard we wound up etards.
someone who is stupid from overuse of extacy
or someone who overuses it.
“beth is totally an e tard … ”
“you’re turning into an e tard”
someone who uses exctacy on a regular basis and still thinks that their brain functions normally.
short for extacy-r-t-rd
check out all the e-tards giving each other m-ssages in the dark dirty corner over there.
or.
d-mn, another e-tard party.