E-Vestite
a male who pretends to be female online for various reasons; usually attention, s-xual preferences and more.
the e-vest-te usually has no mic, despite generally appearing in online games & will almost always use pictures collected from fb or mysp-ce in attempt to further their illusion of being female. attempts to procure a microphone from the e-vest-te will always be met with excuses such as:
“i broke my mic last week”
“i can’t talk, my parents/boyfriend/shaman is sleeping!”
“i left my mic in pangea while i was timetravelling filming a doc-mentary on velociraptor barbers”
the e-vest-te is a slippery breed, often over-using emoticons (such as <3, >_<, o_o, xd etc) to perpetuate their falsehoods. some will go as far as to create fake fb accounts, steam accounts etc to continue their charade. however, despite it being post 2010; they will still not be able to procure a mic or webcam. e-vest-tes commonly chose names that are 'cute' or 'feminine" to fool the weak minds of the nets. examples of such include 'kawaii', 'setola', 'asian invasion <3', meow, etc. finally; e-vest-tes are known for their hatred of real females online. fearing compet-tion, they will go through great lengths to belittle, demean or outdo an actual female by way of sultry text & promises of s-xual favors. they will generally turn into dedicated trolls whenever found out and obsess over their cover being blown. person1: "hey man, i'm talking to this girl kawaii on cs:s, i wanna w-ngdoodle her schimittybop!" person2: "oh man, does she sound s-xy on voicechat?" person1: "she doesnt have a mic. but her pics are great!" person2: "wtf no mic? it's godd-mn 2011! what about a webcam?" person1: "no webcam but i'm gunna buy her one so we can skype together" person2: "bro... i'm thinking that's an e-vest-te. that is exactly why i only play in ninjagirl's party in d2. no e-vest-tes there." person1: "but she said she was s-xy... :("
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