e-vomit


similar to word vomit but in written electronic form. rambling in an email that you send to friends, family, or coworkers. the email usually contains no pertinent information; instead it is full of random facts or stream-of-consciousness musings that can be either entertaining or completely insane.
sam: “sorry for the weird e-mail last night. i kind of e-vomited.”

tina: “no problem–it was pretty hilarious. i never thought about what bruce willis would look like if he had hair.”

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