E-wit
the art of thinking about what to post online for 2-3 days with the appearance of coming off as being witty, when you are actually a douche that can’t come up with something smart on the fly.
“nicole’s facebook post was awesome!!”
“nah–that was just a case of e-wit—that b-tch ain’t that clever.”
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