e-z passed


when you are rat-racing with another car on a tolled expressway and you both come to the toll booth, but only one has e-z p-ss, so that one cruises through with ease and the other never has a chance to catch up and get back in the race, well, you’ve been e-z p-ssed.
i was racing a ferrari on the turnpike and he e-z p-ssed me at the toll booth. i am definitely getting an e-z p-ss immediately.

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