Eager McBeaver
a girl, or (h-m-s-xual) man who wants to give a man head (aka bl-w j-b) very badly, then is a beaver (uses teeth when giving head; very bad).
john: “hey did she end up giving you head last night?”
steve: “yea.”
john: “was she good?”
steve: “h-ll no. she was an eager mcbeaver.”
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