Internet Vortex


when you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. then you look at the clock and you’ve wasted your whole day.
james made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.

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