eagle nuts


when something so painful happens and it’s so painful that it’s like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.
watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.

dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.

walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.

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