eagles fan


trashy people from either philadelphia or the southern region of new jersey. they claim they are the most loyal fans in the nfl….only when their team is on the brink of a (soon to be a failure) super bowl run. but as soon as their team loses, they disown their team and bash them to pieces.

they boo the away team louder than they cheer their own, take pride in fact the vet will only be remembered as a sh-t-hole, oblivious that the eagles are the only nfc east team not to win a super bowl, think they are cool and flashy by celebrating an eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic nursery song, watching 500 people on the field between -ssholes with flags/cheerleaders, and shooting off fireworks, they will yell…i mean whisper that your team sucks if you wear another nfc east team’s jersey in public, but only if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut, watched ronde barber take it to house at the last football game at the vet and we’re still laughing, fans that were 12 last time the eagles won a championship are now collecting social security.

the list goes on….
this trashy eagles fan told me “the giants suck” on the day nyg got their super bowl rings. can you point out the irony in that one?

q: how many times did the giants sack that b-tch mcnabb on september 30th, 2007?

real answer: 12

eagles fan’s answer: winston justice was in there, and dawkins didn’t play, and, and….um….westbrook was hurt…

never mind…idiot.
i am an eagles fan. my team has never won the super bowl, therefore, i suffer from a super-sized inferiority complex. i am insanely jealous of the dallas cowboys because they have won five super bowls. i am ashamed of my jealousy, so i admit it to no one, not even myself. instead, i refer to my jealousy as ‘hatred’, because ‘i hate you’ sounds less girly and childish than ‘i’m jealous of you’.

i’ll offer every reason under the sun for my hatred, even though my own words and actions will prove each to be a lie. truth is, every reason i give for my hatred is simply an excuse to avoid admitting that i’m jealous of the cowboys’ success. that their success began so long ago only makes my jealous rage even more pathetic. my simple mind can’t move on; i am obsessed with envy.

when dallas comes to town, i’ll behave like a complete degenerate towards the cowboys and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the eagles. my drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the coc–n created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; i dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing cowboys gear; my low-life friends are impressed!

when i travel to dallas, i’m stupefied and disappointed that the cowboys fans treat me with respect, or worse, ignore me. what am i, just another visiting fan? why don’t they ‘hate’ me as i ‘hate’ them? could it be that the eagles and i have achieved nothing to be jealous of?
look at that little eagles fan trying to start a fight. the cowboys fan is just ignoring him; that must really be eating at him. i don’t think he realizes he’s not at the linc and will have to go 1 on 1 when he finally p-sses this guy off.
f-gs. h-m-s who play third string quarterbacks that pay more attention touching the centers genitals than scoring touchdowns
nick is such an eagles fan.
an eagles fan is one of the most dangerous people you will ever meet. dont dare get caught talking sh-t on the eagles in front of him/her or expect a punch in the face or a bottle over the head. the only thing more dangerous than an eagles fan is a large group of them, especially while intoxicated. anyone who has attended an eagles game in philly wearing an opposing team’s gear will tell you it was the worst mistake of thier life, and that walking onto the 700 level of the vet with that jersey on was like walking through the gates of h-ll. eagles fans are known around the league as some of the worst and most feared, by fans and players. several teams, as well as santa claus himself have been pelted unmercifully by fans with snowb-lls packed with ice and batteries. if you ever find yourself face to face with an eagles fan just give them a snappy “go birds!” and be on your way, anything else is suicide.
hey, look at that eagles fan beating the sh-t outta that dumb f-ck with the cowboys jersey on.
someone who is a fan of the philadelphia eagles american football team. they are usually dumber than a box of rocks, who disown any and all when ever their team looses (very often). trashy people from either philadelphia or the southern region of new jersey. they claim they are the most loyal fans in the nfl….only when their team is on the brink of a (soon to be a failure) super bowl run. but as soon as their team loses, they disown their team and bash them to pieces.

eagles are the only nfc east team not to win a super bowl, they celebrate an eagles touchdown by singing a pathetic song, they are quick to very quietly tell you that your team sucks if you wear another nfc east team’s jersey, even worse if they are with a large group of people, but otherwise will keep their mouth shut. dont worry other fans can take solace in the fact that people were 10 years old last time the eagles won a championship and are now collecting social security and signing up for aarp.

“i’ll behave like a complete degenerate towards any other team and their fans in the juvenile belief that my behavior somehow demonstrates my devotion to the eagles. my drunken bravado flourishes safely inside the coc–n created by 60,000 of my fellow fans; i dig deep to summon the courage to spit on little girls wearing others gear, fly eagles fly!”
i’m an eagles fan through and through, it’s not our fault we haven’t one a super bowl! do have time, i’ll tell you why.

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