Ear Badgers
metaphorical miniature badgers that curl up inside your ear c-n-l, their furry coats preventing you from hearing properly. they act as a kind of reverse babelfish and will sometimes completely mistranslate what you are meant to have heard.
person a: “do you want to go for a sandwich?” person b (with ear badgers): “what? do i want to get sunburnt?!”
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