Ear Bag
a variation on the “tea bag”; a s-xual undertaking in which the male dips his t-st-cl-s into the woman’s ear. the woman is usually in a prostrated or subordinate position for the expanse of the process.
sometimes, a female may perform the actual bagging if they use a strap on scr-t-m, or get one of those t-st-cl- thingies that rednecks hang from their pick-up trucks.
while bryan likes tea bagging, jay loves to ear bag.
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