ear beating
when a person keeps talking to you until your ears start to feel actual physical pain from the steady flow of inane sh-t that is coming out of their mouth.
ear beater: “…so, then i realized that to de-worm my c-cker spaniel, i would probably have to get it to stop eating sh-t, but before i did that i would need to let it out of its cage. whenever i let that little f-cker out of his cage he just p-sses on everything. you know who else p-sses on everything? steve. one time he p-ssed on my c-cker spaniel…”
victim’s mind: oh my f-cking g-d, this is the worst ear beating ever.
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