ear brassiere


cold-weather ear band for the fierce and funny here in minnesota and nearby northern “heartland” states. expression utilized when the wind chill dips into below-siberian-winter levels.
commonly shouted about in this manner: “it’s cold as h-ll outside!! don’t forget to put on your ear br-ssiere!” (which was a typical quote from this writer’s salty and s-ssy scorpio mother, whose pseudonym would rightly be: ladydayfan.)

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