Ear Cheese
the funky smelling junk that comes from ear or other body piercings after not removing/cleaning your holes/piercings for some time.
i took my earrings out and after rubbing my earring holes…my fingers smelled like ear cheese!
when one has larger gauge piercings in the ears; the white, smelly cheesy substance that can be found on the jewelry. it it made up of dead skin cells and shampoo/hair product residue.
d-mn!! thats some funky ear cheese!!!!
a whitish-yellow, hardened, noodle-like substance that builds up over time in empty pierced earring holes.
“i haven’t put any earrings in for a long time…gross, what is this noodle in my earring hole? looks like ear cheese!”
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