ear condom
protection from speech that would otherwise offend you
person 1: didn’t the teacher’s stereotypical remarks offend you today?
person 2: no, i always wear an ear condom in that cl-ss.
if you don’t like judas, wear an ear condom next time
in the most biblical sense, i am beyond repentance. fame hooker, prost-tute wench, vomits her mind. but in the cultural sense i just speak in future tense. judas kiss me if offenced, or wear an ear condom next time
to say that one wears an “ear condom” is to imply that one is critical of what others are saying, to the point where they block it all out. made popular by the lady gaga song “judas”.
people kept telling me i could never make it as a professional donkey model, but i put on my ear condoms and tried it anyway!
an item used to protect ones ear from ridiculous chatter, unwanted sounds, or annoying opinions. origin: lady gaga
lady gaga puts on an ear condom when speaking to alejandro.
noun. (figurative) a rubber sheath worn on the ear during a conversation to prevent an offence (a wounding of the feelings). first introduced by lady gaga in 2011, in her controversial song judas.
keep in mind that “ear condom” is to be used in the figurative sense only; do not attempt to wear a s-xual condom on your ear or attempt to place one on the ear of a human (or an animal, like a pet dog).
jameelha : what! you cheated on me with lady gaga! i’m going to f-ck you up you son of a b-tch!
judas : i think i should wear an ear condom…
a symbolic way to say cover your ears or don’t listen. just as a condom prevents stds and pregnancy, an “ear condom” protects you from getting verbally hurt.
lady gaga: or wear ear condom next time.
a condom that protects your ear when someone wants to -j-c-l-t- into it.
don’t finish yet, i need to put my ear condom on!
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