ear date rape
when a loud youtube ad comes on unexpectedly during an otherwise pleasant asmr video. the scariest thing about asmr videos are the ads; you never know when they are coming and how loud they’ll be . it’s like being raped by someone you trust.
asmrsafesp-celady: do you like when i touch your ears?
ptsd survivor: wow this is so relaxing and therapeutic
unexpected toyota ad: whoa oh, oh oh, oh oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ptsd survivor: omg ear date rape. whyyy? i trusted you!-p-sses out; ears bleeding-
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