Ear Jizz
ear j-zz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like j-zz or ben affleck in something about mary.
dude1: what is that white creamy stuff in your ear.
dude2: oh thats just some shampoo
dude1: no man, i think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
dude2: f-ck no! here smell it!
dude1: h-ll no! im not smelling your ear j-zz!
the not-so-distant, hipper and cooler cousin of eargasm who originates the most j-zzmatic city in the world which is london, which is the act of -rg-sming upon hearing something, usually guitar riffs.
karen: what the h-ll is that woman doing in the living room, kel? there’s something wrong with her face.
kel: who… ella? she’s watching muse on youtube.
karen: sh-t… i think she’s earj-zzing.
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