ear muffies
when uffy’s use vulgar language in front of mini uffy’s they shout, “ear m-ffies!” and the mini uffy’s put their hands on top of their ears. this prevents the mini uffy’s from mimicking vulgarities at holiday meals, easter egg hunts, or in houses of worship.
fluffy- “so i told that f-cking -rs- to shut up or put up.”
“oh, whoops.” “i forgot ur little uffy’s were
in the room.”
m-ffy- “next time just say, “ear m-ffies!”
buffy- “yeah, now you can toatally sk-nk it up you”…
“ear m-ffy’s!” “you sk-nky ho!”
1 more definition
when you are in the throws of p-ssion with an uffy.
the uffy wraps her legs around your ears in sheer
dee-lite! ’cause groove is in the heart! the uffy will reply with satisfaction by saying, “tanks you gay!”
buffy- “hey m-ffy, did you see your neighbor l/nite?”
m-ffy- “yes, it was golf nite so i gave him ear m-ffy’s.”
fluffy- “dang, you’re flexible.”
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