Ear Spoog
only people who have guages recieve this gift.
when the plugs, tapers, etc. are taken out a gunky substance surrounds it. it usually looks clear/whitish and is a collection of vaseline, lube, dead skin cells, blood (sometimes), and smells like bigfoots d-ck after he sodomized a beaver. it acc-mulates after weeks of not cleaning them. and is a great way to p-ss people off by sticking it under neath their nose.
“while at the food court with friends, jeff took his guages out for the first time in 2 weeks and wiped his ear spoog underneath his friends nose, which soon made his gag non-stop.”
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