Schmoment
an awkward or embarr-ssing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or schmoe.
ex 1: i broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.
ex 2: i had a complete schmoment when i thought i was alone when i picked my wedge, then i saw the security camera behind me.
ex 3: my schmoment of the day was when i asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.
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