Earl the Chew Gnome
when you buy a tin of dip and there is a bit of chew missing, it is earl the chew gnome who took it. earl the chew gnome works at the chew factory and likes to toss a chew from the tins. for some reason earl likes citrus the most, he takes the fattest bombs from that flavour. p-ssy pouches users have nothing to worry about seeing as earl does not toss pouches.
beauty opens up a tinner and notices earl the chew gnome has struck!
beauty #1 – “ahh man earl got me good, he seems to be tossing bigger ones out of these new mint tins”
beauty #2 – “yea bro, earls pocket has been growing, hes getting greasy”
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