flode


a flode is a pencil like penile compostion (i.e. very long and not very thick c-ck)
‘i didn’t feel a thing, must have been a flode’
a flat chode. an offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it’s tunacanesque cousin. it is also known by the abrasive term of ‘pancake w-lly’. very s-xy.
ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our zachary’s already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.

hah,that pancake totally looks like albert’s flode, dude!!

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