Earl’s Swirl
first, fasten something such as a rope or harness from the ceiling, tree, ect.. after prolonged f-cking perform the earl swirl. place your b-tch on her back with her flappy oven mitt exposed.this will give you a target. attach your hands, feet and neck to the above rope, leaving you in the “l” shape or ghandi style position (your choice). have your sl-t-wh-r- suck you to your ready to come, then lay her back down. place your nuts in her mouth till you start to c-m, and have her spin your around with a motion similiar to the price is rights’ wheel. your b-lls will spin around in her mouth and skeet with shoot for a full 360 degree rotation.
last night i did the earl’s swirl, and the b-tch locked in on my nuts and the twisted up like a threaded bolt. f-ck that b-tch.
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