Earlteeth


a word decribing decrepit teeth that is derived from the fact that earl is a common name for a homeless person. (homeless people usually have bad teeth and are named earl)
when the girl made eye contact with me i thought she was pretty hot until she smilled and i realized she had earlteeth.

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