having s-x before going out on the town.
leaving work early to go get some.
kind of like a noon’er.
bp: what time are we going out?
hb: i need to finish up and get some early d-ck.
bp: so five minutes after you get home.
hb: going for the extra 30, 7 minutes.
bp: ok, get the early d-ck but don’t forget to double up that sh-t tonight!
- 112th base
when you stick 112 oranges up your -ss and sh-t out orange juice. guy 1: “i reached 112th base last night.” guy 2: “why are you still talking to me?”
same as feministic. but your too lazy to give them all the letters they expect in their word. women love wine. it’s in their genes. it’s because they are feminetic
nihala is a type of elephant found in the forests of kerala. they have especially large heads and eat a lot. hey look! a nihala is coming towards us.
- tit shop
the clinic for plastic surgeons specializing in breast enhancement procedures. gina : say carla, i’m feeling a bit flat in the chest area, let’s go to the t-t shop and buy us some b–bs ! carla: great ! i hear they’re having a special this month, too ‘ buy two b–bs, get a third free’. […]
- rook town
phrase used when someone makes a rookie mistake or just does something generally dumb. you see kevin crack his beer before making the shotgun hole? yeah man, f-cking rook town